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emilly ([personal profile] emilly) wrote2009-07-19 03:53 pm

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I am working on constuff, but I break to bring you the best headline and corporate press release ever:

Company denies its robots feed on the dead.

via Making Light

[identity profile] colanders.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
i am strangely disappointed that they aren't really zombie robots :(

i'm at mum and dad's waiting for our underwears to dry. i broke the vacuum cleaner. i am going to the supermarket on my way home, but i can't remember why. do we need anything??

[identity profile] colanders.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
wait maybe it was arsenic in case our Mortal Enemy is coming to dinner?!

ps: ....who is our Immortal Enemy?? it's important to be up with these matters.

[identity profile] semplice.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO.

Maybe I'm just tired, but that is hilarious. How many people would assume that a company's mission was to create human-eating robots??