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oh man.
Bout three weeks ago I saw a sign at the bus stop. It was bright orange and said Night Rider. I thought "blah. nasty colour." and then forgot all about it.
On the way home, i finished my book and sat staring out the window. I get to Power Rd, and see a bright orange sign at the bus stop, saying Night Rider. I sit up.
Night Rider?
The Night Rider goes to Doveton?
Wait, the night rider goes to MY HOUSE?
You guys! THE NIGHT RIDER GOES TO MY HOUSE NOW! I don't have to walk for an hour and a half if I stay out till 2am!

I MOVE INTO TOWN IN THREE WEEKS.

And I watched season 1 of Sarah Jane Adventures the other day. (I know, I know, but I'm not at uni anymore. After work there's nothing i HAVE to do. apparently that's what tv is for!)
My ability to suspend my disbelief is broken. I used to be able to point out that, you know, scenario a is fairly unlikely. And character b doesn't act like a normal human being. now? THAT JUST WOULD NOT HAPPEN. STOP IT. I AM TALKING AT YOU IN CAPS.
Not actually going to list the stuff that wouldn't happen cause even I don't have that time. I would only end up with RSI.