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attention all concerned
May. 2nd, 2009 12:18 amEMILLY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.
Pleas for mercy shall hold no sway. We live in a brutal world with arbitrary, capricious rules. I was once made to stand outside the AFI Awards searching for Australian celebrities so now ALL shall suffer!
Should you ever like to see your beloved friend again, bribery in the form of goods and/or services is kindly accepted. I would like, nay DEMAND, a community's worth of resources in hand-held gadgetry, packaged chips and yoga vouchers. Begin your collection runs! You will be contacted shortly with drop off details.
Do not contact your local authorities as I cannot be held responsible for my actions in said circumstances. I am enraged by all people in uniforms. (If you have a family member who works in fast food, perhaps keep it quiet from them as well.)
Thank you for listening. And remember, DOOM!
Pleas for mercy shall hold no sway. We live in a brutal world with arbitrary, capricious rules. I was once made to stand outside the AFI Awards searching for Australian celebrities so now ALL shall suffer!
Should you ever like to see your beloved friend again, bribery in the form of goods and/or services is kindly accepted. I would like, nay DEMAND, a community's worth of resources in hand-held gadgetry, packaged chips and yoga vouchers. Begin your collection runs! You will be contacted shortly with drop off details.
Do not contact your local authorities as I cannot be held responsible for my actions in said circumstances. I am enraged by all people in uniforms. (If you have a family member who works in fast food, perhaps keep it quiet from them as well.)
Thank you for listening. And remember, DOOM!
