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so last night i went skating with flick and fell on my arse. I bruised my dignity and also my arse.

I couldn't breathe for a minute or so after landing, and then i started laughing except i still hadn't properly caught my breath. So flick got a little worried when i couldn't answer whether or not i was alright and tried to come over to me: whereupon she immediately fell on her arse. Nicely done.

We are now eating icecream cake. the conversation in the icecream cake shop:

Can you write on it for me?
Sure, what name?
Oh, I don't want a name, just "wash your hands."
Just that?
With an exclamation mark at the end.
And no name?
No, just that.

What did he think, did he think i wanted it to say "wash your hands, clare!"?
That would just be silly.

for the record, the inscription was inspired by playing Heavy Rain.